Wasted Words by Staci Hart

Author:Staci Hart [Hart, Staci]
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi, pdf
Publisher: Promise Socks Publishing
Published: 2016-05-19T04:00:00+00:00

I made coffee while he showered, he made the eggs while I watched him. We dressed and headed to the train station together, where he picked me up like he did, with my feet dangling off the ground, kissing me sweetly before we parted ways. I skipped nearly all the way to work, unlocking the door to Wasted Words and humming as I walked through the quiet store and to the office.

Rose was already there, hair in a messy bun, wearing leggings and an oversized sweater, prepared for a day locked in the office, no doubt. She yawned, waving at me when she saw me.

“Morning,” I chimed.

Her eyebrow rose, and she looked me over, skeptical. “What are you so chipper about?”

I shrugged and set down my bag. “Aren’t I always chipper in the mornings?”

“Maddeningly, yes. But you’re extra-special chipper this morning.”

“Well, it’s a fine morning, wouldn’t you say?”

Her suspicion deepened. “Seriously, what’s this all about?” She motioned to all of me.

I smiled. “I maybe hung out with Tyler all weekend.”

She still looked confused. “What do you mean? You always hang out with Tyler all weekend.” Then it dawned on her. “Oh. Oh, you hung out with him?”

I giggled like a teenager. “I mean, he didn’t hang out. Or in. Or, I mean, we didn’t—”

Rose snorted. “Yeah, I get it. Now, spill the details.”

I pulled out the chair at my desk, which faced hers. “Well, I set him up on a date with Adrienne—”

“Hot Catwoman?”

“Yeah. And when he left, I ate a gallon of ice cream and regretted it completely.”

“The ice cream or the date?”

“The date. The ice cream was a blessing. But he came home early and kissed me.”

“Just like that?” she asked, disbelieving. “He just opened the door and marched up to you and kissed you?”

I wrinkled my nose, but I was smiling. “No. I maybe told him I wanted him to.”

She laughed. “Oh, my God.”

“I just blurted it out like a crazy person, and then he marched up to me and kissed me. We spent all that night and yesterday and last night together.”

Her brow was up again. “And you didn’t hook up? How is that possible? Tyler is a lot of man. I don’t know if I would have been able to resist.”

“Trust me, it wasn’t exactly easy. I’m a little worried about that too, the size of the man. I have genuine concern for the well-being of my vag.”

“Your vag can handle more than you think.”

“Maybe. Can you bruise your cervix?”

She laughed. “I don’t know. Google it.”

I opened my laptop, curious, typing in the search. “Ugh. Yes. Shit.”

Her smile fell. “Seriously?”

I turned the computer to face her and held a hand out in display. Her face wrinkled up as she read.

“Ouch. There’s nothing you can do about it either.”

I sat back in my chair. “Yeah, can’t exactly ice that.”

“I mean, you could …”

Now my face wrinkled up.

She was still reading, and she leaned a little closer to the screen. “Oh, my God. Did you know your vagina gets longer when you’re turned on?”

My jaw hung open.

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